Next we arrive in the future where the Feds arrive to 'clean up' the dangerous situation. The first scene is from 35,000 years B.C where a couple of cave-people discover, in a glacier, a mutated virus which kills them both. The story line is complex, so I won't explain it in detail, only breifly outline it for you. Jeff Goldblum, from left, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt unite.FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) Fight the Future in this first X-Files feature film. Claire and Owen, of course, have always been glorified video-game characters, but theyвЂ™ve never been as lacking in texture and depth as they are here.ДЄnd the dino battles? Toothless. YouвЂ™d think it would be nostalgic to see Dern, Neill and Jeff Goldblum together again, but they all act like old fogies, and theyвЂ™re written to sound like morons. Actually the doughnut-shaped compound looks just like AppleвЂ™s compound in Cupertino, California. ItвЂ™s led by Dodgson (Campbell Scott), a character вЂњJPвЂќ fans will remember from the first flick, who is now Tim Cook from Apple. There, dinos are being kept in a protective sanctuary by an actually evil company called Biosyn - the locust dudes, who also kidnapped Maisie - that is allegedly studying them for medical cures. Then they jet to the snowy mountains of Italy with a comic-relief pilot named DeWanda (Kayla Watts).

Owen is chased by a raptor thatвЂ™s as fast as his motorcycle. Considering a raptorвЂ™s top speed is believed to have been 25 miles per hour, one is taken aback when they suddenly turn into scaly Lamborghinis. When Maisie is captured, along with a baby raptor, Claire and Owen follow her to Malta, where a James Bond-style chase occurs on the island between a car, motorcycle and several raptors. In a secluded cabin, Owen is hiding out with Claire (Howard) and Maisie (Isabella Sermon), an orphaned clone of her mother Charlotte, who we met in вЂњFallen Kingdom.вЂќ A more irresponsible and negligent plan, I cannot fathom. Owen (Chris Pratt), meanwhile, is raising raptors in the American wilderness. Godzillas have also proliferated all over the world in the four years since the events of вЂњFallen Kingdom,вЂќ and nobody seems to care.Д«rachiosauruses stomp through construction sites and pterodactyls nest atop One World Trade. Yes, the ballyhooed end of вЂњJurassic ParkвЂќ is a throwaway episode of вЂњThe X-Files.вЂќ Ellie (Laura Dern) fights to bring down a company called Biosyn in вЂњJurassic World Dominion.вЂќ Universal Pictures and Amblin En The main ruffle is that giant, genetically altered locusts are destroying the planetвЂ™s crops - and Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) and Alan Grant (Sam Neill) battle to bring down the secretive company that unleashed them to make a profit.

вЂњDominion,вЂќ instead of using its exorbitant runtime to wrap up the story - OK, at the end a few people kiss - introduces cockamamie, completely unsatisfying conflicts that are only tangentially connected to dinosaurs. Bryce Dallas Howard sprinting through the jungle in high heels in the 2015 film? Oscar-worthy. In theaters.ДЄn hour into this cacophony of CGI and idiocy, TГ©a LeoniвЂ™s cloying shrieks from вЂњJurassic Park IIIвЂќ begin to sound like a soothing symphony orchestra.

Rated PG-13 (intense sequences of action, some violence and language).

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